Category Archives: Reviews

The Womanizer Blend, an Absolute Treat: Product Review (2024)

Womanizer Blend

Earlier this year, Womanizer released the Blend: a combination of air pulse clitoral stimulation and rumbly g-spot vibrations. It’s comparable to the Womanizer Duo 2, but it’s cheaper ($119.00 vs $149.99) and simpler to operate. Let’s talk about!

Luv Inc Ribbed Vibrator Review: Intense & Budget-Friendly (2024)

Luv Inc Ribbed Vibrator

This toy gives you super intense stimulation with the ribbing down its shaft, and it’s got a pronounced head that curves upward, which you can use to grind/rub on or maneuver to target your g-spot. While Luv Inc’s Ribbed Vibrator may look intense, the price point is pretty approachable at ~$49.99 (before any discounts), especially considering that it’s fully waterproof and silicone.

A Year in Review: Our Favorite Sex Toys (2024)

Favorite Sex Toys (2024)

This time of year, “top picks” and “best of” articles abound… but which sex toys are really good? We’ve wrapped up this year’s trends and sales data into an overview of what our customers have loved… plus a sprinkling of personal experience!

Tenga Puffy Review: Super Soft Strokers (2024)

Tenga Puffy Review: Super Soft Strokers (2024)

The Tenga Puffy Strokers are soft inside and out; they’re made with Tenga’s supple elastomer material designed to feel supple and fleshy. They’re a great economical option too; a reuseable stroker sleeve with high-quality material in the $60 price range is generally pretty reasonable. Interested in the Puffy line but aren’t sure whether it’s right […]

Lovense Domi 2 Review (2024): Fun with Apps!

Lovense Domi 2 wand

The Lovense Domi 2 is a popular compact wand that is strong, rumbly, and has enough rigidity in its head for intense, focused stimulation. It’s also compatible with the Lovense Remote app, which is known for good connectivity and features. I’d say it’s comparable to the Magic Wand Mini in terms of size and reliability, […]

Popular Fukena Dildos (2024)

Fukena dildos with hearts for discretion.

Fukena dildos have been a HappyBed favorite for several years now. We carry their most popular models, and we restock often. They’ve got a dildo for everyone! (See full selection at Fukena.com. Side note: they’re sweet people, too!) In the realm of sex toys, the prices of realistic dildos vary from cheaper, less body-safe options […]

Iroha Temari Vibrator: Small, Discreet, & Strong

I previously reviewed a few Iroha vibrators (Iroha is produced by Tenga), and it feels right to give the Temari vibrator its own little spotlight! If you like the broader head of a wand but find the long handle too unwieldy, consider the Temari! It’s a squat little toy with a domed head peeking up […]

New Lovense Solace Pro (2024) Product Review

Lovense Solace Pro

Lovense recently released the hands-free Solace Pro, which offers several improvements to the original Solace stroker. It’s got more precise thrust adjustment, 14 hours of use (vs ~12 hours with the Solace), and greater thrust depth. I found it more accommodating to girth; it’s got a max girth size of ~6.1”.  Our best-selling stroker has […]

FemmeFunn Sormi Bullet Review: Feels Flickin’! (2024)

FemmeFunn Sormi Bullet

I’m a FemmeFunn fan girl; I love the quality of their toys (see my reviews of their Ultra Bullet and the Ultra Wand XL).  I love their mission too; they’re focused on power, innovative design, and quality materials. That’s pretty much hitting all the essentials, imo. Their wands have also been popular for a while […]

nJoy Pure Wand Product Review (2024)

nJoy Pure Wand

The nJoy Pure Wand is a 316 (medical) grade stainless-steel curved wand with two different sized bulbs, or balls, on its respective ends. It works well to stimulate the G-spot or P-spot, and it’s received rave reviews by numerous independent sex toy reviewers, Redditors, and by publications such as The New York Times, GQ, Allure, […]

Our Top Bullet Vibrators (2024)

What’s a bullet vibrator? A bullet vibrator is a simple, compact vibrating device used for clitoral and vulva stimulation and/or shallow penetration, if that’s your thing. Why are bullets popular? Because they’re compact, bullets are typically pretty discreet; easy to store or conceal. Speaking of ease, bullets are also easy to travel with, easy to […]

Magic Wand Round Up: A Look at the 5 Popular Wands by Vibratex

The 5 Magic Wand vibrators

If you’ve landed here, you may already be familiar with the Magic Wands by Vibratex (distributor)/Hitachi (manufacturer). The iconic white and blue pleasure devices have a utilitarian, no-frills look, but they’re widely recognized as some of the best wands out there in terms of power and reliability. They’ve been featured in tons of podcasts, tv […]