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Tenga Arte Series: Super Flexible Reuseable Strokers – Product Review (2025)

Tenga Arte series

The new Tenga Arte reuseable strokers are similar to the Spinner series, but they are stretchier to accommodate a wide range of sizes, including folks with larger penises. Their vented drying stands also make the drying process quicker and easier.

FemmeFunn Bougie Wand: A Punchy Mini Wand – Product Review (2025)

Femmefunn Bougie Wand

When putting the Bougie Wand to work, my first impressions were “holy shit, this is powerful.” I described the head flexibility earlier (it’s really more firm than flexible, IMO). This, combined with its remarkably powerful vibes, deliver some VERY strong stimulation. And since the head itself is aluminum versus a fleshy or soft silicone, it has a firm point of contact, regardless of the setting it’s on. This is definitely a wand that I’d recommend for someone who usually wants more intensity.

Viben Zen Rose: Super Strong Clit Pulsing – Product Review (2025)

Viben Zen Rose Unicorn

It’s beautiful but MIGHTY. Viben’s Zen Rose is a powerful clit pulsing toy that’s perfect for anyone needing more intense stimulation. For some, even the lowest setting may be sufficiently strong.

Unihorn C Horse Massaging & Dual Stimulating Vibrator – Product Review (2025)

Unihorn C Horse

The same adorably popular Unihorn clit toys recently got revamped as the Unihorn C Horse, which includes an adjustable “tail” for g-spot stimulation – they’re THE BEST! I’ll explain >>> Unihorn C Horse at a Glance Pros: Affordable dual stim vibrator. Silky smooth silicone. Effective thumping stimulation for clit. Simple button interface. Adjustable insertable arm. […]

Svakom Sam Neo 2 Pro: Incredible Sucking & Heating Blowjob Experience – Product Review (2025)

Sam Neo 2 Pro

The Sam Neo 2 Pro is an amazing masturbator. It vibrates, heats up to 100.4 degrees F, and sucks you off all at once. It’s discreet, simple, and cleverly designed; the materials feel high-end and well thought out. It’s also pretty quiet

Lovense Lush 4: Lights, Battery, Run Time! – Product Review (2025)

Lovense Lush 4

The Lovense Lush 4 is a new and illuminated (check out its little taillight!) version of the Lovense Lush egg vibrator. Other notable improvements: it’s a little quieter and has better battery and run time. Let’s take a look! Lovense Lush 4 at a Glance Pros: Remarkable battery charge and run time. Quiet. Rumblier than […]

Kiiroo Keon, Feel Stroker, & PowerBlow: 3 Parts of a High-End Male Masturbator (2025)

Kiiroo Keon, Kiiroo Feel Stroker Dainty Wilder, and Kiiroo PowerBlow attachment

The Keon is an interactive masturbation system designed by the Dutch brand Kiiroo. The Keon is the electronic stroking component, the Feel Stroker is the realistic interchangeable sleeve (there are lots of options for separate purchase), and the PowerBlow is the optional suction cap for the end of the Feel Stroker sleeve. The Kiiroo Keon […]

The Tenga Flex Silky & Rocky: Economical & Reuseable Strokers – Product Review (2025)

The Tenga Flex stroker

The Tenga Flex Silky and Flex Rocky are easily our most popular reuseable strokers under $50. These two strokers are the most intense (Rocky) and gentlest (Silky) of Tenga’s Flex stroker line, which also includes two more mid-intensity strokers: the Fizzy Green and Bubbly Blue. With an estimated 100-200 uses, the Flex is a great […]

We-Vibe Chorus: Comfy Shape & Snug Fit – Product Review (2025)

we-vibe chorus

The We-Vibe Chorus was released several years ago, but it’s remained popular as a c-shaped vibe for solo or partner play, and it has some fun features and app compatibility! I found it super satisfying for solo use – it fits me comfortably and sits right on my g-spot after a quick adjustment of its […]

biird Namii: Elegant Clit Suction & Vulva Vibe – Product Review (2025)

biird Namii

One of the most popular toys from the brand biird is the Namii, a non-penetrative dual stimulation toy with clit suction and vulva vibes. The biird Namii has a beautiful, discreet design with mid-power suction and vulva stimulation. It offers kind of a tender “cupping” feeling.

Kiiroo ProWand: Quiet & Featureful – Product Review (2025)

Kiiroo ProWand

Kiiroo is well known for the Keon, a customizable hands-free stroker with realistic, high-quality interchangeable sleeves. Kiiroo products are made with great materials and have a luxury-type feel. Hoping to have something to pair with my partner’s Keon, I took their new silky soft ProWand for a spin, explored its manual features, and paired it […]

Lovense Osci 3: Quiet & Pleasantly Nuanced – Product Review (2025)

Lovense Osci 3 + fun with the Lovense Remote App

Lovense recently released the Osci 3, a rabbit vibe that oscillates at the tip and heats up to a realistic, body-like temperature. The Lovense Osci 3 is made with body-safe silicone and totally waterproof. The silicone feels more matte/grippy than toys made with liquid silicone.

SVibe Spark Ikon Masturbator: Quiet & Simple, Product Review (2025)

SVibe (Snail Vibe) recently released two iterations on the Ikon male masturbator; the Spark (thrusts and rotates) and the Volt (rubs and heats). If you’re frustrated by clunky, finicky app-reliant electronic strokers, the Spark and Volt are worth consideration. Both new SVibe masturbators have stroking motions and preset patterns, but the Volt heats up and […]

Nu Sensuelle Vibe Review: Fun with Tappers and Rollers (2025)

Nu Sensuelle Product Review: Calypso, Vivi & Rhapsody vibes

Nu Sensuelle makes some intriguing body safe sex toys, and I sampled a few of their 2024 releases: the Calypso (flexible roller vibe), Rhapsody (tapping vibe), and Vivi (double tapping vibe). If you’re interested in an insertable vibrator with extra stimulation options, you may wanna take a look at these!

SVibe Gizi Vibrator Review: Rumbly & Ergonomic (2025)

Gizi Snail Vibe dual stimulation vibrator

The Gizi is an intuitive, adjustable, spiral-shaped dual stimulation vibrator by SVibe. It won the 2024 Red Dot Award, which recognizes innovative product design. The Gizi is like a more adaptable rabbit vibe with a nice blend of rumbly lower intensity vibes and buzzier higher intensity vibes, and it hugs my body in a really […]

Sex Toy Warranties by Manufacturer (2024)

Sex Toy Warranties by Manufacturer (2024) A guide

Comparing sex toy warranties can help you make purchasing decisions.

No matter where you decide to buy, we encourage everyone to select reputable products from reputable retailers, and there are a lot of us out there! We choose products from manufacturers who stand by their lines and honor their warranties or guarantees when you purchase directly or from authorized retailers like us.

The Womanizer Blend, an Absolute Treat: Product Review (2024)

Womanizer Blend

Earlier this year, Womanizer released the Blend: a combination of air pulse clitoral stimulation and rumbly g-spot vibrations. It’s comparable to the Womanizer Duo 2, but it’s cheaper ($119.00 vs $149.99) and simpler to operate. Let’s talk about!

Luv Inc Ribbed Vibrator Review: Intense & Budget-Friendly (2024)

Luv Inc Ribbed Vibrator

This toy gives you super intense stimulation with the ribbing down its shaft, and it’s got a pronounced head that curves upward, which you can use to grind/rub on or maneuver to target your g-spot. While Luv Inc’s Ribbed Vibrator may look intense, the price point is pretty approachable at ~$49.99 (before any discounts), especially considering that it’s fully waterproof and silicone.

A Year in Review: Our Favorite Sex Toys (2024)

Favorite Sex Toys (2024)

This time of year, “top picks” and “best of” articles abound… but which sex toys are really good? We’ve wrapped up this year’s trends and sales data into an overview of what our customers have loved… plus a sprinkling of personal experience!

Tenga Puffy Review: Super Soft Strokers (2024)

Tenga Puffy Review: Super Soft Strokers (2024)

The Tenga Puffy Strokers are soft inside and out; they’re made with Tenga’s supple elastomer material designed to feel supple and fleshy. They’re a great economical option too; a reuseable stroker sleeve with high-quality material in the $60 price range is generally pretty reasonable. Interested in the Puffy line but aren’t sure whether it’s right […]

Lovense Domi 2 Review (2024): Fun with Apps!

Lovense Domi 2 wand

The Lovense Domi 2 is a popular compact wand that is strong, rumbly, and has enough rigidity in its head for intense, focused stimulation. It’s also compatible with the Lovense Remote app, which is known for good connectivity and features. I’d say it’s comparable to the Magic Wand Mini in terms of size and reliability, […]

Popular Fukena Dildos (2024)

Fukena dildos with hearts for discretion.

Fukena dildos have been a HappyBed favorite for several years now. We carry their most popular models, and we restock often. They’ve got a dildo for everyone! (See full selection at Fukena.com. Side note: they’re sweet people, too!) In the realm of sex toys, the prices of realistic dildos vary from cheaper, less body-safe options […]

Iroha Temari Vibrator: Small, Discreet, & Strong

I previously reviewed a few Iroha vibrators (Iroha is produced by Tenga), and it feels right to give the Temari vibrator its own little spotlight! If you like the broader head of a wand but find the long handle too unwieldy, consider the Temari! It’s a squat little toy with a domed head peeking up […]

New Lovense Solace Pro (2024) Product Review

Lovense Solace Pro

(Updated 1/29/2025) Lovense recently released the hands-free Solace Pro, which offers several improvements to the original Solace stroker. It’s got more precise thrust adjustment, 14 hours of use (vs ~12 hours with the Solace), and greater thrust depth. I found it more accommodating to girth; it’s got a max girth size of ~6.1”.  Our best-selling […]

FemmeFunn Sormi Bullet Review: Feels Flickin’! (2024)

FemmeFunn Sormi Bullet

I’m a FemmeFunn fan girl; I love the quality of their toys (see my reviews of their Ultra Bullet and the Ultra Wand XL).  I love their mission too; they’re focused on power, innovative design, and quality materials. That’s pretty much hitting all the essentials, imo. Their wands have also been popular for a while […]

nJoy Pure Wand Product Review (2024)

nJoy Pure Wand

The nJoy Pure Wand is a 316 (medical) grade stainless-steel curved wand with two different sized bulbs, or balls, on its respective ends. It works well to stimulate the G-spot or P-spot, and it’s received rave reviews by numerous independent sex toy reviewers, Redditors, and by publications such as The New York Times, GQ, Allure, […]

Our Top Bullet Vibrators (2024)

What’s a bullet vibrator? A bullet vibrator is a simple, compact vibrating device used for clitoral and vulva stimulation and/or shallow penetration, if that’s your thing. Why are bullets popular? Because they’re compact, bullets are typically pretty discreet; easy to store or conceal. Speaking of ease, bullets are also easy to travel with, easy to […]

Magic Wand Round Up: A Look at the 5 Popular Wands by Vibratex

The 5 Magic Wand vibrators

If you’ve landed here, you may already be familiar with the Magic Wands by Vibratex (distributor)/Hitachi (manufacturer). The iconic white and blue pleasure devices have a utilitarian, no-frills look, but they’re widely recognized as some of the best wands out there in terms of power and reliability. They’ve been featured in tons of podcasts, tv […]

ISO 3533 – The New International Standard for Sex Toy Design and Safety

Two hands covered in latex gloves on a yellow background

For years, bloggers and influencers have written about the hazards of unsafe materials in sex toys. People like Lilly at DangerousLily.com have gone through extensive efforts to test, document, and prove the dangers of sex toys made from PVC, jellies, vinyl, and other creatively labelled materials. Products containing these materials are well documented to cause serious health consequences but, […]

Discreet Shipping for Sex Toys

Two unlabeled envelope packages stacked on top of each other left outside a closed door in an apartment complex

As a retailer that prides itself on respecting customers’ privacy, we know a thing or two about the reality of discreet shipping.  We wrote this article as an educational guide to help consumers understand what to look for when making private purchases online and to understand there are differences in discreet shipping services.  It’s obvious that no sex toy company could survive shipping packages with “Dildo” or “Vibrator” colorfully broadcast all […]

How to Choose Your First Sex Toy

Woman lying in bed smiling with her hands near her head

It’s an often-asked question as there are so many products, styles, materials, and vendors to choose from with hard-to-differentiate descriptions that most people don’t find helpful. Unfortunately, like asking the question where is the best place to go on vacation or what is the best type of food the answer isn’t straightforward and there’s no universal favorite or best place for everyone to start.  That said, with a little information about you, there is some helpful guidance that […]

What are Body-Safe Sex Toys?

Two hands held in the air with aqua blue colored latex gloves

Sex toys are largely unregulated in the United States and elsewhere. The FDA mistakenly considers them “novelty items” and, as a result, sex toys manufacturers and retailers are not required to disclose the materials their products are made with or where they are manufactured. Without this regulatory requirement, many manufacturers make their products with unsafe […]