Who We Are

At HappyBed, our focus is to deliver highly rated adult toys, at competitive prices, with fast and free shipping, and a focus on customer privacy.

We’re a couple of introverts who believe that an important part of a happy life is having a happy bed.  But as shy people, we sometimes found it difficult to discuss or purchase certain sex toys in physical stores. Truthfully, you’ll find educated, nonjudgmental folks who work at brick-and-mortar shops, but shopping in a physical store can present issues for those seeking an extra level of privacy. With these things in mind, we started HappyBed in 2021.

We hope to be a space for you to find exactly what you want and to ultimately come to know yourself or a partner a little better. We love to regularly educate ourselves (well, nerd out) on new product lines, releases, and reviews from respected writers in the community to help us curate what we offer. We try products all the time and write articles on ones that we love. We personally pack most of our orders and handle customer service.  Since we’re very hands on, we can ship quickly and extra discreetly (see our shipping options) and can often accommodate other special shipping or product requests. If you’re here for the first time, welcome!

Have a question? Contact us here.

Safe, Curated Products

We sell 100% safe products, so you can feel confident with every purchase you make from HappyBed.

We know that not everyone’s body is the same and because of that, you should not trust just one person’s opinion on what works for them. That is why we have relationships with a network of knowledgeable reviewers who have reputations for unbiased product reviews. See our FAQ under Products for more information about our curation process.

30-day Low Price Guarantee

We regularly search high and low to make sure we have competitive prices. We will match the price of any local or internet-based retailer for any product we sell. Simply use the contact us form to request a price match before or after the sale. Note that we cannot match any auction website pricing, out of stock items, or 3rd party sellers on Amazon (why you should never buy sex toys from Amazon).

Free, Fast Shipping

All orders shipping to the contiguous United States generally arrive 1-3 business days after shipping. Orders shipping to Alaska and Hawaii may take several additional days.

We operate our own warehouse and control the order fulfillment process. We generally ship all orders same day if placed by 1:00 pm CST Monday-Friday. Learn more about how we can do this in our FAQ under shipping. If we anticipate a delay, we will email you to inform you of the estimated delivery date.

*Orders containing only lube will ship USPS Ground.

Discreet Shipping and Billing

All of our packages ship in plain boxes or packing envelopes with a shipping label only identifying “Customer Service” as the shipping company.

In addition to this standard discreet shipping, we also offer two additional privacy options to ensure your packages arrive safely: Extra Discreet Packaging and Extra Discreet Shipping. With Extra Discreet Packaging we will pack your item(s) in a fake power charger box and then our Standard Discreet Packaging. That way, if anyone opens the shipping box, they still won’t suspect what’s inside. If that isn’t enough, you can avoid home delivery altogether using our Extra Discreet Shipping service to have your package sent directly to one of thousands of UPS Access Points across the country. Learn about both of those options on our here.

To learn more about HappyBed and our products, please see our FAQ page.